How to Define Yourself Through Prefabbed Questions

Something to ponder and answer if you have time. Post your answers here.

Brian Lee’s Plagiarized* Composite Comprehensive Personality Questionnaire

Part 1

Last song that was stuck in your head?
Do you like cleaning?
Do you write in cursive or print?
For or against premarital sex?
Favorite thing to talk about?
Favorite holiday?
Number of continents you have lived in?

Part 2

Last great book you read?
Your most humbling moment?
Favorite on-screen sex scene?
Celebrity you resemble most?
Best (or worst) lie you've ever told?
If you could be anywhere at the moment?
Song or album that puts you in the mood?
The five items you can't live without?
Fill in the blanks: _is sexy. _is sexier.
In you bedroom I'll find?

Part 3

What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
What turns you off?
What is your favorite curse word?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Part 4

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Where would you like to live?
What is your idea of earthly happiness?
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
Who are your favorite characters in history?
Who are your favorite heroines in real life?
Who are your heroes in real life?
What historical figures do you most despise?
Who would you have liked to have been?
What is the quality you most admire in a man?
What is the quality you most admire in a woman?
What do you value most in your friends?
What is your favorite virtue?
What do you consider the most over-rated virtue?
What is your most marked characteristic?
What is your principle defect?
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?
What is your favorite flower?
What is your favorite bird?
Who are your favorite prose writers?
Who are your favorite poets?
Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
Who is your favorite heroine of fiction?
Who are your favorite composers?
Who are your favorite painters?
What are your favorite names?
What is it you most dislike?
What natural gift would you most like to possess?
How would you like to die?
What is your present state of mind?
What is your motto?
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
What is your greatest extravagance?
What is your favorite journey?
On what occasion do you lie?
Which living person do you most despise?
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
When and where were you happiest?
With which historical figure do you most identify?
Which words or phrases do you most over-use?
If you could change one thing about yourself, what
would it be?
What is your most treasured possession?
What is your greatest fear?
If you could choose an object to come back as, what
would you choose?

*Part 1 comes from some random website, Part 2 comes from Springstreet personals website, Part 3 comes from Bernard Pivot, Part 4 comes from Marcel Proust